Well, see, it's like this... Hanild and I were making this snowmonster out of the purple snow that's covered Gondor and... um... it sort of ran away.
So... er... everyone watch out for a nine-foot tall potentially evil thing which may or may not try to eat you if it gets near enough. It shouldn't be too hard to miss. It's got one eye and a horn atop its head and really strange-looking wings made out of pine branches and it's wearing a pair of Halbarad's underpants.
Gentlemen currently residing in the Minas Tirith are being asked to carry a weapon around at all times and not to use it to kill me for this. Ladies and children, please hide.
That is all.
*resumes lurking about the kitchen area, sword-brandished, somehow managing to look simultaneously fierce and extremely sheepish*